Rummy's Stickin' 'Round!

Yet another retired general has come out to accuse the vaunted chin of arrogance and out right wrong headedness, but Rummy's Head has stated his confidence in the x-fighter pilot who never saw a shot fired in anger. Bushy's happy with his Donald. And anyway, should the toothy one wish to step aside, his master would just hire another yes man to take his place.

"Can anyone else make the Washington press corps giggle so giddily?" someone insisted he heard El Pesidente mutter as he galloped into the sunset.

Rummy did point out that the half dozen dissenters were just a small number in the face of the thousands and thousands of generals in the military. Now we know what the problem is: Everyone is a general! There are no common soldiers!