Warning! Dangerous! Poetry Alert! This Could Damage Your Ignorance Level:

Poetry, the magazine based in Chicago that fell heir to an impressive financial windfall in recent times, has for the past two years published a "humor issue." This summer's issue has a poem by Dean Young that should engage all of you Hollywood buffs:

Sean Penn Anti-Ode

Must Sean Penn always look like he's squeezing
the last drops out of a sponge and the sponge
is his face? Even the back of his head grimaces.

You can read the rest of the poem at Poetry Daily. Have fun with it, but be aware that reading poetry might just cause you to think, always a dangerous form of behavior in the U. S. of A.