FLASH!!!
This just in: Bush declares victory in Vietnam! Pres. George Bush, pictured in today's New York Times strolling with Darth Vadar in a Vietnamese garden, declared victory in the Vietnam War.
"This proves," he stated in a pseudo press conference, "that if you just 'stay the course' you can get that cheap oil when you need it and not have some sleazy dictator sell it for Euroes on you."
Mr. Vadar had no comment, but his Cheshire smile spoke a mouthful. (Let's face it, the man knows when he has something better to do. Shouldn't we all?)
This just in: Bush declares victory in Vietnam! Pres. George Bush, pictured in today's New York Times strolling with Darth Vadar in a Vietnamese garden, declared victory in the Vietnam War.
"This proves," he stated in a pseudo press conference, "that if you just 'stay the course' you can get that cheap oil when you need it and not have some sleazy dictator sell it for Euroes on you."
Mr. Vadar had no comment, but his Cheshire smile spoke a mouthful. (Let's face it, the man knows when he has something better to do. Shouldn't we all?)
posted by Jim | 3:15 PM
1 Comments:
Hah, hah. The Demos win, and what does Bush do? He "cuts and runs" and jets off to Asia.
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