Pundits, draw your conclusions!

Last night's results from the Iowa caucuses have the pundits all a twitter. Barack Obama shelled the Hillary machine, and comedian Mike Huckabee, according to New York Times columnist David Brooks, has thrown the Republican nomination to—of all people—John McCain. Brooks can't imagine in his wildest dreams that the grand old party would ever nominate the trailer trash governor from Arkansas.

(For some interesting stats, like Obama's record number of caucus attenders, check out Variety here.)

And now for your daily dose of Georgie: "I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging." — George W. Bush, Austin, TX, Jan. 4 2002, at the dedication of his gubernatorial portrait.