Palin Promises to Chase Liberals Out of White House:

Sarah Palin, governor of the biggest welfare state in the country—Alaskans pay fewer federal taxes and receive more federal aid per capita than any other state—promised to change things in Washington, D.C. last night. She and John McCain plan to chase the good old boys out of the nation's capital. Evidently, her first act as vice president will be to stage a coup and throw McCain out if he's elected president.

But wait! Could I be missing something here? Nixon was a Republican, Ford was a Republican, Carter was a conservative Democrat, Reagan was an ultra conservative Republican, Daddy Bush was a Republican, Junior Bush is a Republican. Oh, I see, Sarah Palin is actually a liberal Democrat! Now I get it.

I'll betcha if the next prez gives every person in America $1,200 that his ratings will be high too.

You gotta love the quip about pit bulls wearing lipstick. Now that's policy that can get our economy back on the right track!

Speaking about policy, here's the Dude back in 2003: "Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace." — George W. Bush, Pittsburgh, PA, July 2003. (No wonder Palin wants to change things.)