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Monday, November 06, 2006

In the News:

Gas prices were down another 2 cents per gallon this past week. Energy experts (the oil companies) reported prices will now level off due to excess suply now being "wrung out" of the system (trans. the election coming to a conclusion as of tomorrow). In otherwords, folks, fill your tanks now because the price of gas and oil is going back up soon.

Saddam receives death sentence: Just in time for the US election. Coincidence?

Preparing for the worst:

According to Paul Krugman in an op-ed piece for today's Times, "a White House strategist has already told Time magazine that the administration plans a 'cataclysmic fight to the death' if Democrats in Congress try to exercise their right to issue subpoenas." So much for a co-equal branches of the government philosophy. Tricky Dick Nixon didn't come anywhere close to this level of arrogance.

Election Fraud Heads Further into the Heartland:

The Washington Post is forecasting that the next state to be co-opted by the election riggers, following the examples set in Florida and Ohio, will be Missouri.

NOTE: No one as yet has been able to verify the rumor that Dick Cheney likes to scoot around in his cave in a wheelchair, while forcing his right arm back down onto the chair's arm after it leaps involunarily into a straight-armed salute above his head. (Doctor, that's sure some strange love you have there.)

Get ready for tonight's Charlie Rose Show with Norman Ornstein (American Enterprise Institute) and "others," for pre-election coverage. Tomorrow night's show will feature analysis, providing the election results are actually in.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess what, pal? They've just gone up a couple of cents. I'll keep on cycling into the newsroom as much as possible.

9:54 PM  

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