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President Obama has thrown down the gauntlet: Today the president announced he plans to nominate the Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan to replace Justice John Paul Stevens on the Supreme Court.
The president noted that the conservatives in America are intent on preventing anyone living or dead from going onto the court as long as a black man is in the white house, so he is determined to provide them with a nominee that anyone would be proud to object to.
The Anti-Defamation League notes that Klan membership has rebounded of late, although it isn't clear if those folks have been counting actual Klan members or confusing them with Tea Party-ers.
Note: A filibuster has only been used once in a Supreme Court nomination fight, but since President Obama is both a Nazi and a Communist, not to mention a middle-of-the-road politician, Republicans have promised to throw caution to the wind, in a very conservative fashion, of course.
(See The Washington Post story.)
President Obama has thrown down the gauntlet: Today the president announced he plans to nominate the Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan to replace Justice John Paul Stevens on the Supreme Court.
The president noted that the conservatives in America are intent on preventing anyone living or dead from going onto the court as long as a black man is in the white house, so he is determined to provide them with a nominee that anyone would be proud to object to.
The Anti-Defamation League notes that Klan membership has rebounded of late, although it isn't clear if those folks have been counting actual Klan members or confusing them with Tea Party-ers.
Note: A filibuster has only been used once in a Supreme Court nomination fight, but since President Obama is both a Nazi and a Communist, not to mention a middle-of-the-road politician, Republicans have promised to throw caution to the wind, in a very conservative fashion, of course.
(See The Washington Post story.)
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