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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Great News for Job Seekers in Arizona!!!

Arizona Gov. Brewer is expected to announce a multitude of new job openings in Arizona within the state police in order to begin the massive challenging of all non-white, slightly foreign looking residents as well as "passers through" within her state.

Her new anti-immigrant law requires all police force members within the state to stop and check the papers of anyone who doesn't look as white and bottled-blonde as she does for proof of legal residency. Enforcement is expected to require a significant man-power issue. Gov. Brewer plans to make a request for funds from Washington.

Because the law is vague about just who the police should stop, Gov. Brewer has decided to pass out photos of herself to all law enforcement officers so that they can measure how closely anyone they encounter resembles her.


The Story of Water: Chapter Five

  • U.S. Vacationers rank going to the beach or a lake as their favorite outdoor activity.
  • More Americans fish than play golf or tennis.
  • The U.S. recreational boating industry generated $33.6 billion in 2008.
  • In Florida, 3,000 gallons are used to water the grass for each golf game played.
  • U.S. swimming pools lose 150 billion gallons to evaporation every year.

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