Late Breaking News: Dopers head for 14 states for load of medical stash!

Massive traffic jams were reported in 36 of the fifty U. S. states as millions of sick people raced to the borders of the 14 states where medicinal use of marijuana is legal, now that the fed has stated it will not persecute dopers who do weed so as not to feel badly.

A massive exodus is reportedly taking place out of red states in the south and midwest, being led by an old hippie looking fellow driving a 1962 Pontiac covered in a gray primer coat and bearing the insignia of "The Zigzag Man."

The downer is that the price of a mellow high is likely to follow the rules of supply and demand; that is, a dime bag ain't what it used to be.

In other news: President Obama has announced that he'll be closely watching this latest turn of events. If all works well, he'll consider legalizing marijuana in Iran if they don't chill out over this nuclear business.

An Apology: The New York Times has stated that it will layoff 100 people in its newsroom. I'd like to express my apologies here as one of the bloggers who undoubtedly is responsible for this action.