A Terribly True Story

This afternoon I was sitting in my Lazy-Boy reading when I fell asleep and started dreaming that I was sitting in my chair dreaming about sitting in my chair and falling asleep while reading. And the story I was reading while I fell asleep wasn't all that good, so I was pleased to fall asleep, but I didn't want to dream about that story. Which I did. And then I woke up.

I may have to give up reading in that chair. I still intend to fall asleep in it. It's very comfortable.